Check out this revolutionary new alien penis sex toy!

Alien penis Sex Toy

Check out this revolutionary new alien penis sex toy!

This has to be the strangest sex toy ever. This Alien Penis Sex Toy is designed for people who have a fetish for aliens impregnating them. They call the Alien Penis Sex Toy the Splorch and it’s actually selling extremely well.

The Alien Penis Sex Toy creator who calls himself the lone wolf says there’s three things in life which will always sell, sex, death and food. He said ”I’ve worked in the food industry managing three restaurants on a daily basis. Working as a coroner or in the death industry didn’t interest me much, i needed something more fun so I chose sex toys”.

This toy could create new waves and ideas in the sex toy industry. Would you experiment with this Alien Penis Sex Toy that will lay eggs inside you?

COMMENT TO HAVE A CHANCE OF WINNING A SEXTOY & See more in the video below of how this Splorch Alien Penis Sex Toy works.

The Alien penis sex toy!

Comments (14)

  • May Reply

    They should make the balls vibrate.

    December 17, 2015 at 8:19 pm
  • Ashley Cooper Reply

    We’re into to trying anything once or twice but this just looks weird not sure what sexual pleasure we’d get from it but like I sed well try anything.

    August 7, 2017 at 11:33 am
    • S.K Reply

      You are right Ashley to have the “dont knock it, till you try it” attitude. This is how new trends are started, by adventurous people such as your self-testing things out.

      Maybe the sensation of the moving eggs the Alien penis deploys will have some satisfying feeling. Watch this space…

      August 7, 2017 at 1:48 pm
  • Link Reply

    Looks like fun.

    August 9, 2017 at 8:12 pm
  • Missy Hissy Reply

    I want one!

    January 30, 2018 at 11:04 pm
  • Barginhunta Reply

    Interesting, but with no corded attachment I can imagine a few awkward moments when it comes to removal time!

    April 17, 2018 at 1:46 pm
  • Serghei Reply

    Wow interesting product, but I can’t say that I want it to try with my wife, maybe in the future I will try. )

    May 19, 2018 at 2:28 pm
  • AndyP Reply

    This sure would be an interesting experience!

    July 17, 2018 at 1:07 am
  • Morgan Destera Reply

    I need this in my life

    August 9, 2019 at 1:55 am
  • Kinky karpenter Reply

    What a fantastic Easter present ??

    October 31, 2019 at 6:41 pm
  • Ian Bradshaw Reply

    My favourite movie now merging into the bedroom

    November 2, 2019 at 1:17 pm
  • RJ_Kink Reply

    Looks like absolutely great fun! Being impregnated against you will and stretched full with a brood of alien life forms, only to have them ooze out of you all day long would be many fantasies fulfilled.

    September 20, 2020 at 1:31 pm
  • FLiX Reply

    I’ve used one of these before with a friend and the sensation is so hard to describe but it’s such a fun on. It’s been on my wishlist for about 2 years now. Might end up being a christmas present to myself.

    November 11, 2020 at 1:02 pm
  • Justice Osorio Reply

    Awesome Idea! In a world where normal sex toys are becoming predictable, we absolutely need something different and this flips the script entirely! The pleasure of being filled up/impregnated with eggs is lost on us cause you know, humans (shrug) So I’m glad someone had decided “you know what? What if?” Now we can experience it safely and erotically! I’m dying to get my hands on one.

    April 10, 2021 at 7:22 pm

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