17Dec
Check out this revolutionary new alien penis sex toy!
This has to be the strangest sex toy ever. This Alien Penis Sex Toy is designed for people who have a fetish for aliens impregnating them. They call the Alien Penis Sex Toy the Splorch and it’s actually selling extremely well.
The Alien Penis Sex Toy creator who calls himself the lone wolf says there’s three things in life which will always sell, sex, death and food. He said ”I’ve worked in the food industry managing three restaurants on a daily basis. Working as a coroner or in the death industry didn’t interest me much, i needed something more fun so I chose sex toys”.
This toy could create new waves and ideas in the sex toy industry. Would you experiment with this Alien Penis Sex Toy that will lay eggs inside you?
Comments (16)
They should make the balls vibrate.
We’re into to trying anything once or twice but this just looks weird not sure what sexual pleasure we’d get from it but like I sed well try anything.
You are right Ashley to have the “dont knock it, till you try it” attitude. This is how new trends are started, by adventurous people such as your self-testing things out.
Maybe the sensation of the moving eggs the Alien penis deploys will have some satisfying feeling. Watch this space…
Looks like fun.
I want one!
Interesting, but with no corded attachment I can imagine a few awkward moments when it comes to removal time!
Wow interesting product, but I can’t say that I want it to try with my wife, maybe in the future I will try. )
This sure would be an interesting experience!
I need this in my life
What a fantastic Easter present ??
My favourite movie now merging into the bedroom
Looks like absolutely great fun! Being impregnated against you will and stretched full with a brood of alien life forms, only to have them ooze out of you all day long would be many fantasies fulfilled.
I’ve used one of these before with a friend and the sensation is so hard to describe but it’s such a fun on. It’s been on my wishlist for about 2 years now. Might end up being a christmas present to myself.
Awesome Idea! In a world where normal sex toys are becoming predictable, we absolutely need something different and this flips the script entirely! The pleasure of being filled up/impregnated with eggs is lost on us cause you know, humans (shrug) So I’m glad someone had decided “you know what? What if?” Now we can experience it safely and erotically! I’m dying to get my hands on one.
My wife is by far the best alien I have ever slept with so this toy, just makes sense to me!
I have wanted one of these for a long time. Definitely a fantasy to be impregnated by an alien! 👽