Have you heard the recent story about a man who claimed he slipped in the shower?S.K
Have you heard the recent story about a man who claimed he slipped in the shower and ended up impaling himself with a dildo, as everyone does, ouch.
He decided not to tell anybody including medical services for 24 hours because he was concerned he maybe investigated for spreading gay propaganda.
This incident happened in Russia, Saint Petersburg to be precise which is the home of Vladimir Putin who is hugely recognised for his anti-gay beliefs. To make matters worse Saint Petersburg is also home of Russian politician Vitaly Milonov who incredibly threatened to jail gay athletes visiting the Sochi Olympics.
This unfortunate 37 year old fellow who cannot be named told medics he slipped in the shower and fell on a dildo and got it stuck in his bum. After the dildo was removed hospital services filed an automatic report to the police, and it was only a matter of time before they started to probe. The enquiries were called off as the man begged and stated that he was the only one involved and he was just careless.
Russia is strict on anybody promoting homosexuality in any way possible and sentences are being handed out for examples of gay propaganda.
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